Non-Skating Members

AmeliaDiehard

Slamrahan & Amelia Diehard — Official Cogeco Broadcast Co-Hosts

 

Jaxalottapuss

Jaxalottapuss — Official Floor Announcer

Significance behind derby name: wanting to use Jax and my love for women.
Favourite post practice snack: steak and beer
First derby crush: Dust Bunny and Nameless Whorer
If you could have super power which one would you chose: Super strength

 

Miracle Whip #32F

Miracle Whip #32f

 

 

 

Cosmic Clover

Cosmic Clover