Slamrahan & Amelia Diehard — Official Cogeco Broadcast Co-Hosts
Jaxalottapuss — Official Floor Announcer
Significance behind derby name: wanting to use Jax and my love for women.
Favourite post practice snack: steak and beer
First derby crush: Dust Bunny and Nameless Whorer
If you could have super power which one would you chose: Super strength
Miracle Whip #32f